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meakmill:

Change is scary…

but can also be quite nice. 

New opportunities are riveting. 

bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food
frodo: smeagol sauron baggins, i named u after 2 of the bravest men ive ever known

dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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goolagroans:

fuckmoxy:

d e a d

ME LOL

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everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

Give that poor baby his ball, goddamn it.

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cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

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